The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all bokeh makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men bokeh dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts crot her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently bokeh sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic bokeh Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel crot happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is bokeh being faked (Stock Image

It was crot porn like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can bokeh you get a bloomin’ move on.’ crot Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said porn in 2014 bokeh after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling crot drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what bokeh you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In crot their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy bokep during sex – bokep bokep based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that porn they were fertile crot and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the need to bokeh advertise. crot But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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