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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter bokep where I was kept awake all night by a woman in porn a nearby room crot porn screeching so loudly that I wondered if crot I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable memek French word porn for memek caterwauling) to the memek receptionist the porn next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes bokep and bokep declared the woman porn an crot ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new memek study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all porn makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as bokeh genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is memek not fearing for bokeh a bokeh fragile male ego, porn she’s far more memek likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In memek my days editing The crot crot Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It porn was generally on bokep an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks bokep in hand. This was memek the conclusion of another memek study bokep by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over bokeh the finishing line, bokeh so bokeh to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ crot Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a porn demented hyena is if your sex crot education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals crot better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what crot you should porn be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want bokeh to attract a certain bokeh kind of porn porn attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex bokep At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan porn and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during memek sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – crot bokeh was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need memek to advertise. But if you’re not, porn bokep then men should take heed: bokep the porn best sex may just be memek the quietest.