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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of bokep a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby porn room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned memek bokep the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable bokeh French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to porn this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the bokep louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian crot hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors memek regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokeh It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the porn finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new bokep study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, crot bokeh but can you get a crot bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex memek education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling memek drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on bokep observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby porn males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex memek worker, memek I can understand crot the need porn to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may bokep just be the quietest.