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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of crot a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where porn I was kept awake all night by a woman in a crot nearby room crot screeching so loudly that I wondered crot if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

memek bokeh When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes porn and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – memek the louder crot the porn cry of ecstasy, bokeh bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a bokeh woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her crot partner and memek is not fearing for bokep memek crot a fragile male ego, memek porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the crot rabid memek super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic porn Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, memek so memek they could bokeh make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers porn from the University of Central porn Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder bokep the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the crot orgasm is being faked memek (Stock Image

It crot was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying bokeh this, crot but can you get bokep a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if bokeh bokep your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always crot equals better.

As a bokep woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a crot memek certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re porn a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to memek advertise. But if bokep you’re not, bokeh then porn memek men should take heed: bokep the memek best sex may just be the quietest.