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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long bokeh been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was memek kept awake all night by a woman in bokeh porn a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an porn exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable bokeh French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the memek louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other memek words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as crot performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. memek And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts bokeh her memek partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

crot In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly porn confessed to memek faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another porn study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels crot were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new bokep study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from bokep Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to porn attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the crot need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take porn heed: bokep the memek best crot sex may just be crot the quietest.