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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where crot I memek was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I bokeh should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread crot – the crot louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s memek sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is bokep genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh porn and memek moan than shriek porn like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they memek could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in bokep hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two bokeh researchers from the University of memek Central Lancashire. memek They declared that bokeh erotic bokeh decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the crot louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm bokeh is being faked (Stock Image

It was porn like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but bokeh can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound bokep familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling bokeh drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher memek Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the porn need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex bokep may just bokep be the quietest.