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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room porn screeching porn so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I porn mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French memek word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread crot crot – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s bokep sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing bokep The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It bokeh was generally on an occasional basis, memek porn they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel bokeh happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokeh Central Lancashire. They declared crot that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they described as memek ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their crot partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of crot ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is porn being faked (Stock bokep Image

It was porn like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The crot only other reason to screech like bokep a demented hyena bokep is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in memek 2014 after neighbours complained memek that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what bokep you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if memek you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

porn In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely bokeh reason women were memek noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – bokep was to alert nearby males that they were fertile crot and bokep keen to copulate.

memek If you’re a sex worker, crot I can crot understand crot the need to advertise. But bokeh if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: crot the bokeh best sex may just be the quietest.