The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokeh next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. bokep In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman bokeh is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s porn porn far more likely bokep to memek gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was porn generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy bokep for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels crot were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they described porn as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher porn Ryan and crot crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during porn sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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