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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory bokep of a stay in Paris’s Latin memek Quarter where I was kept awake all night porn by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I memek wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When porn I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled bokeh her porn eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women bokeh know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being porn faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is porn not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed porn to faking orgasms. It was generally on porn an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central bokeh Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep memek that women were prone to what they described porn as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over porn the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm bokep is being memek faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying porn this, crot memek but can you get a crot bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in crot 2014 bokep after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if crot you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

bokep In their book, memek Sex At crot Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women crot were noisy during bokep sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

memek If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may bokep just be the quietest.