The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if bokeh I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according porn to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms memek of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts crot her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to bokeh faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central porn Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A bokep bokeh new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education crot comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from porn Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to crot attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to bokep advertise. bokeh But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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